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Day 115 – Most annoying travelers in 2008

Posted by davidkramer on 2008-December-27

The end of each year is the time for all sorts of top-ten or top-”something” lists. My personal interest is to find out, what your opinion is, who are the most annoying travelers? A highly controversial, highly subjective and highly non-PC question.

But WTF? I am not US American and not obliged to submit to the constraints of political correctness. I am European, where in most places we can still speak our mind… So, hit it, let me know!

I have a personal favorite by the way! ;)

I had long conversations about it with some Israelis who I have been traveling with, who were sad that they may take the title of being the least welcomed travelers in South-America and large parts of Asia.

I had a great time with the ones I traveled with. But can see what some are trying to say… Oh and by the way, no, no, no, it is not because of the religion. People can be annoyed without being racist, antisemitic or otherwise mentally challenged.

However, it is all a matter of perspective, and if you like people being noisy, obnoxious and/or smelly you will not be easily put off by any nationality traveling.

Oh yes, and by the way, of course that requires that you believe that different nationalities may posses something like a national-personality. If you do not believe that you must reject the idea of different cultures in general of course. In which case you must believe language has no influence on ones personality either. Or that people are generally uninfluenced by their peers around them and the information you get. What you then believe is that we all live in independent bubbles. Sociology, in accordance to you should not exist in the first place (I am tempted to subscribe to that, but cannot for the sake of my argument :D ).

In that case sod off and read something else…

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Day 113 – Happy solstice

Posted by davidkramer on 2008-December-25

Winery in MendozaAfter a couple of days in Buenos Aires, where I had the pleasure of meeting Pablo, a friend from Barcelona, I went on to Mendoza. Christmas in this lovely town does not really feel all that christmassy though. In 35 degrees warm weather the right mood does not want to set in. Not even a nice wine-tasting (Mendoza is the cradle of Argentinian wine) seemed to help.
However, I ended up in a lovely hostel with great people and we had a great and wet party last night with loads of barbecued meat and wine measure by the liter rather than by glasses… :)

In accordance with the end-of-the-year-celebrations I should say an atheistic word of course. Believing in the existence of the wonder working quasi-zombie Jesus is on par with any superstition. Someone argued the other day that the universe is full of mystery and could not be understood. Only a view like that, which assumes the cosmos to be an assembly of randomness and unordered chaos allows for a believe in miracles and unexplainable wonders.

I realized again that I absolutely prefer to live in a universe that can be predicted. One that is orderly and can be “worked” with. If it were not for a orderly universe not any of the scientific ways of explaining the world would make sense. Neither would we be able to send probes to Mars or people to the moon. We would not have nuclear power plants nor DVD players. In short, the universe would be unreliable, unpredictable and a rather nonsensical place.

But thank God it is not like that. We are able to investigate everything that surrounds us and make sense of everything, given enough time. I stick to what Einstein said, when he pointed out that he would be able to believe in, for instance, telepathy. But if it could be shown that someone can transmit their thoughts to another person then it would be in accordance to the laws of physics and as such reproducible and could be scientifically investigated.

Insofar “paranormal” does not exist by definition. And furthermore there is not a hint that ghosts exist, or that people are reincarnated, or that there is any fundamental importance or value to any of the many fantasized spiritual explanations of our world. And it is very good that way…

It does however baffle me that so many people would prefer to live in a mysterious and mystic world rather than the beautifully ordered one we exist in. I guess mankind has yet a long way to go, and we can only hope that homo gullible superstitious does not extinct itself while waiting for some zombie savior. We can only save ourselves. But it would require that we realize this fact first. Is there hope? I will include you in my atheistic prayers… :D

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Day 107 – ¿Carne? Vale!

Posted by davidkramer on 2008-December-20

Carneval in MontevideoFollowing the aforementioned beach hang-out I went to Montevideo, the capitol of Uruguay. In the night of my arrival there was a celebration of their independence (or something, I never actually figured it out with terminal certainty). Loads of dancing latina-women in flimsy dresses, dancing to the beats drummed by loads of men not so flimsily dressed, with various percussion instruments. Absolutely carnival atmosphere! Very enjoyable! Very funny how the spectators participated and danced along like there were no tomorrow…

Meat Market MontevideoThe next day I went to the old port in order to feast on meat. The Mercado del Puerto [1] is the place for eating animals. On the formed premises of the old market you find restaurants offering everything from the traditional Uruguayan BBQ (similar to the Argentinian) you can think of. I have never seen so many different skeletal and various other tissues of so many different species in sizzling unison before! Lovely! You get seated either boringly on a restaurant table, or more interestingly, at a bar with close-up view of the barbecue and everything that is roasting on it. A dream of a BBQ fan like me and a confessing carnivore….

Old Port in MontevideoI had barbecue sausage as a starter and sirloin steak as a main course. The steak had a wonderful and lovely mild flavor that was completely unknown to me. I suspect it was a slight wood flavor from the fresh wood they use rather than charcoal grill. However, it might have been the beef itself or some mild marinate. However, I do not believe that the beef was marinated and so I suspect a more subtle and more “natural” origin. Just wonderful!

For prices around 15 Euro for the dishes including bread with a lovely and freshly prepared garlic and herbs dip, French fries and some more alibi vegetables and drinks I would go there until my arteries were clogged from all the fatty food, were I living in Montevideo. But hey…it would be worth it! Go there, the next time you get to Montevideo… ;)

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1) http://www.mercadodelpuerto.com.uy/

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Day 105 – Easy like sunday morning

Posted by davidkramer on 2008-December-17

Colonia, UruguayRight now I am sitting in Uruguay and wait for the BBQ to start feeding me and the other hungry hostel inmates. We hang in a lovely place just minutes (and visible from here) from the beach. Colonia de Sacramento was absolutely lovely and even though my impression is that Uruguay is not spectacular it is relaxing and lovely and well worth a visit. The atmosphere is so dramatically more laid back than in buzzing Buenos Aires that it is hard to believe these places are just a couple of dozen kilometers apart.

img_2808I was however absolutely taken by Buenos Aires. And even though it is impossible to compare it to Rio I would say that when attempting to do so anyway, Buenos Aires is all together more grown up and definitely more sophisticated. On the other hand it lacks the playfulness of Rio and the nihilistic approach to everything there is in life. I loved the seriousness though because it appears to be married to a healthy understanding of how to enjoy the sweeter sides of life. All in all Buenos Aires made me feel like home for the first time since I started traveling. It sure is on the European side of things when it comes to looks.

Hostel with pool in Del EsteUruguay´s south looks a little bit as if one had transferred the Eifel (the region where I come from in Germany) to the sea. The rural and agricultural hinterland runs all the way to wonderful beaches with cute little restaurants and a relaxed beach life. I am surprised that I never heard much of Uruguay as a holiday destination. But sure, there may be a lack of culture when compared to Argentina. But who needs culture, when you can instead just take it easy, kick off your shoes and indulge in…well, basically doing nothing than breathing in life… hanging loose… :)

View from Hostel in Punta del Este

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Day 100 – Natural beauty and the technological beast

Posted by davidkramer on 2008-December-12

After a 22 hours bus journey- probably the longest period of time I have ever spend on a bus (though I will have the pleasure of more demoralizing bus trips in the weeks to come)- I arrived in Foz do Iguazu and went on immediately to Punto Iguazu in Argentina. I went on to visit the falls with Gavin, a guy from Ireland I had met. Absolutely fabulous! I was afraid that all the talking about the grandeur of the falls would have me expect too much of them, but I was mistaken. Completely worth the trip and highly recommended to come here!

ItaipuOther than that I have been doing some excursions in this area, dropping over to Paraguay from here to Ciudad del Este, which is a dump where you can buy all possibly useful and certainly useless goods. Today I visited the hydroelectric power station of Itaipu with Alberto, who I shared dorm with. We were extremely impressed by this structure which belongs to the new seven technological wonders of the world [1]. This massive and impressive building provides more than 94% of the energy consumed by Paraguay and more than 20% of the energy used by Brazil [2]. Simply ginormous…

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1) http://www.asce.org/history/seven_wonders.cfm#dam
2) http://www.itaipu.gov.br/index.php?q=en/energia

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Day 95 – The girl from Ipanema wasn´t home

Posted by davidkramer on 2008-December-7

HollywoodL.A. Was a milder shock than I expected. However, what signifies that part of the US mostly in my mind is the artificiality with which people deal with each other. Genuine is not a term that would come to mind…

David HasselhoffIt was a success going there in a way though, since I to my relief found evidence that David Hasselhoff is a star. I have often been harassed by people for him having been big in the 80s in Germany (awkwardly, it seems to disturb some people more than let´s say the Germans having followed Hitler). But, now it is official that he is a star and hence it is perfectly OK for Germans to treat him like one. Then again, even dogs seem to get honored in Hollywood, which unsettles me a bit. But I guess we just don´t tell anybody, and let the Germans indulge in their notoriously bad taste undisturbed…
Lassie

Quite in contrast to L.A. Brazil feels genuine, literally racism free as opposed to the US and pleasantly European. So people are comparably bearable. The nice weather and the beaches help additionally to enjoy being here- a lot.

I stay a stone-throw away from Ipanema beach and have no complaints so far. Further on the positive side, nothing has been stolen yet and generally speaking the safety issue seems to be extraordinarily blown out of proportion by many travelers. On the other hand, if you fall victim you might not look at it this way. What am saying is that the risk is lower than it seems from afar, I suspect.

Despite the fact that Rio is certainly one of the nicest cities I have ever seen there is tremendously little really culturally exciting to do here. And for a beach holiday destination it is not a good choice unless you hate swimming anyway- as I fortunately do- because the waters are too wild most of the time and the other times they are too polluted.

Jesus Christ!Anywho, with some cash in your pockets this can be an entertaining place. Prices for food, accommodation and sightseeing reach European levels easily. But if you can afford it, you can for instance dine absolutely wonderfully and go clubbing and dancing until you fall into a dehydration induced coma.

Unfortunately I do not have the cash needed (or rather the will ton spend it this way) and will therefore skip the coma (and all the supposedly hot and willing Brazilian salsa chicks) and move on rather soon. Still, even without cash you can hang with the locals in some genuine Brazilian places and drink beer for 1 Euro per 600 mL boozing-unit and compare European with Brazilian politics, language, life-style, women, social issues and whatever else comes to mind after hitting 0.2% of ethanol content in your blood.

Until I am leaving I can be found sitting on the white beaches of Rio, sticking my nose into the warm ocean breeze…

PS. A word about Brazilian women as it seems to be a topic of some male interest; “class” is not necessarily a term that comes to mind too often. However, the extremely “light” way of dressing utilized by so many female Brazilians distracts from the not so perfect shapes or looks quite efficiently. It is not all “Copacabana perfection” as seen on TV. But then again, what do I know about all this? I hardly look at women while I am here, obviously…

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Day 088 – Montain of things [1]

Posted by davidkramer on 2008-December-1

Thanks to megalomaniac plastic Xmas trees it is hard to miss that Christmas is approaching. While shopping for their presents the day after all-you-can-eat-day or thanksgiving one shopkeeper was killed by the storming masses [2], at a Walmart [3]. At a toy store somewhere in California two people shot each other dead. Consumption, that much is clear, is a main pastime that is being taken more than dead serious.

I am amazed and jealous of the careless, or one is tempted to say, brainless shopping frenzy people indulge in seemingly constantly. People love their stuff. And I could not put it better, than this American chick the other day, at my hostel, after someone had looked through her things to check if there was some steal-able stuff in there; “It is my stuff. And, I mean- you just don´t touch peoples stuff. I mean, if its people´s stuff, you leave it alone- riiiight? You gotta respect people´s stuff! I don´t get how someone could just touch my stuff!”. Yapp.

Now, people here have a lot of stuff and big stuff and they do care a great deal about every single bit of it. The news are weired to me because they do seem to mistake “gossip” and lifestyle advice for news. The recent massacre in India merely made it through all the end-of-the-year-celebrations consumption frenzy. However, the news report to you how to save money when buying presents, how to buy the right presents (the “hip ones”, ie. What everyone else buys) and the drama that unfolds this year due to the global financial crisis, which is that people consume less.

And admittedly, how would you not just concentrate on consumption in the USA? There is not much else to do, and stuff is sooo cheap! I went crazy and got myself some stuff the other day!

I am a bit sad though, for Americans because they seem not to have noticed that in the long run endless consumption is not sustainable. We will see how long it will last. Maybe the financial crisis is the beginning of the end? Too bad for all the Asians and Latinos who now stream into the country. They may come for the leftovers. But hey, as long as it lasts, let no one stand in the way of you and your stuff!

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1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaohkHuHgXU
2) http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=Uir&q=black+friday+walmart+death&revid=296465625&resnum=0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=news_group&resnum=1&ct=title
3) http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-toysrus30-2008nov30,0,71300.story

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